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I'd ask "rrjal" wla "ana" ? and he'll say "inti" bien sur, so khalas no problem :P
WWYD if.. your partner was stealing all your property from you?
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OMG Mad ur hillarious!! 
I'd drug em when they wer asleep and b4 they know it they'll be in the middle of the Amazon lol
WWYD if a burglar has just broken into ur home and ur home alone but the burglar doesn't know that?
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i'll bring all possible arms i have at home and meet him in the toilet
WWYD if ur fallin from a roof ( 150 m
)
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oh duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude im at uni and wallah im trying so hard not to burst out laughing omg! lol
In btw my screams id say the Shahada and ask for forgiveness 
WWYD if you've just missed ur train and the next ones not in for the next half an hour and ur appointments in 5 min?
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hahahahahhaha if my appointment is with a moroccan , i wont care lol he'll be late too
WWYD if u take the wrong train
and 2h remains to the next station ?
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after a good deal of swearing i'd take the train home lol
WWYD if.....ur work MUST be at the teachers office at 3:00 without fail and ur computer crashes at 2:59?
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I'd probably put the computer itself at the teacher's office & say : "fix it if u can" , though i don't think i'm rude enough to achieve that 
WWYD If the exam was about the exact page of the book that u didn't revise ?

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hhahahahah it happens always to me
, once i studied everythin for an exam except a paragraph , i was so tired and i couldnt add one data to my brain , so i called a friend of mine and i told him plz focus on that paragraph
and yeah in the exam we had it lol ( ofcourse i copied from him everythin )
WWYD if u find ur husband/wife having *** with ur neighbour in ur house ?? ( lol i know i could say if u find ur husband cheatin u and i stop
but i wanted to be cleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarr lol )
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you must have just watched "khiyana mashroo3a" (legal cheating) !
i would...i would
well....the Qur'an says 100 jalda ! but since our governement is not Qur'anic ! ....i keep my digital cam with me for such occasions, i need evidences for a decree.
WWYD if you heard some "pip"s coming from the bag of the bearded man next to you on the bus.

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dude where did u hear 100 jalda
where did come from this number hhhhhh
in ur case ghadi tkon mertek mo7ssana w zina dial mo7ssana pikh piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikh ... kon b9at ghir f jeld rah biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikhir
well i'd do nothing ... i dont care since its in his bag
WWYD if u find out that u dont have money and ur in a chic restaurant
?
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