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#11 2009-09-23 11:44:52

LallaAïcha
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Re: Moroccan jokes..... anyone know any?

LOL i get it big_smile i've heard this expression before, maybe in turkish

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#12 2009-09-24 17:08:53

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Re: Moroccan jokes..... anyone know any?

Nice jokes guys, everyone big_smile waiting for more..

& following this quote (Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it), a special thanks for Lise cause you made me happy for something in ur joke smile


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#13 2009-09-24 17:15:36

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Re: Moroccan jokes..... anyone know any?

Alright...I wanted to share some jokes with you, but most of what I know are about "elsa3ayda" & may some wouldn't understand them..
So I'm waiting to hear more from you'all big_smile


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#14 2009-09-25 08:13:03

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Gretchen, agreed wink

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#15 2009-09-25 18:30:06

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Re: Moroccan jokes..... anyone know any?

Look what I've found by chance..a site for moroccan jokes, nokat maghribia big_smile
There's no joke I understood 100% to share. Only the one below with the translation hoping that I understood it correctly: (PS: I've read it in arabic so some words or vowels may need to be corrected. Also any wrong translation I'll be grateful to be corrected too)

Wa7ed tl3 leltobes wchaf w7da jalsa w3ajbato. D7k liha wd7kat leh. Ghamaz liha wghmzat leh. Meshy 3ndha qal liha nzly f elblaka eljaya. Heya nzlet w howa jls fi blasat-ha

(A man/boy rode a bus where he saw a woman/girl sitting and he liked her. He laughed to her and she laughed back to him. He winked to her and she winked back to him. He went to her and told her to get off to the coming/next station. She got off and then he sat in her seat.) yalla ed7ako big_smile


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#16 2009-09-25 21:06:18

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Re: Moroccan jokes..... anyone know any?

hada wa7d soussi chaf rasso kay7el l7anout 24 sur 24 , nad ba3 lbab dl 7anout  big_smile

hada wa7d soussi kay7et flousso f banka , kaytsenahom tta kayseddo , kaymchi yzid 9fel dialo f bab d banka big_smile

hada berkani gal lmerto had lila wejdi rassk ant3echaw berra , rje3 l9aha mkherja tebla lzen9a big_smile

hada soussi bgha ytele9 merto , galolo 3ndak amskhout atel9ha tsde9 9asma m3ak rez9k f ness .... b9a kayfekeeeeerr , mcha nta7er big_smile   ( bach teddi ghir 1/8 dial lwert  )

lmohim im busy had sa3a , ill be back to translate them


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#17 2009-09-25 22:21:32

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Re: Moroccan jokes..... anyone know any?

Gretchen wrote:

Look what I've found by chance..a site for moroccan jokes, nokat maghribia big_smile
There's no joke I understood 100% to share. Only the one below with the translation hoping that I understood it correctly: (PS: I've read it in arabic so some words or vowels may need to be corrected. Also any wrong translation I'll be grateful to be corrected too)

Wa7ed tl3 leltobes wchaf w7da jalsa w3ajbato. D7k liha wd7kat leh. Ghamaz liha wghmzat leh. Meshy 3ndha qal liha nzly f elblaka eljaya. Heya nzlet w howa jls fi blasat-ha

(A man/boy rode a bus where he saw a woman/girl sitting and he liked her. He laughed to her and she laughed back to him. He winked to her and she winked back to him. He went to her and told her to get off to the coming/next station. She got off and then he sat in her seat.) yalla ed7ako big_smile

is it my website that u meant by any chance? big_smile


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#18 2009-09-26 09:03:30

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Re: Moroccan jokes..... anyone know any?

hahaha Gretcheeeeeen d7ektini xD

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#19 2009-09-26 16:29:58

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nokta zwina
YEAH YEAH aywan, it's your site buddy. Great job okay! indeed! I've seen it by chance when I was googling about Darija from my mob in my spare time days ago smile
I think I'm lucky to meet you personally wink So, I really was curious to translate this one for me:
هادا واحد مشى لهولندا و ماتيعرفش الهولندية، يالله تايعرف صباح الخير هي الداخ. وصل تماك بالليل وناض الصباح بكري تيدور بوحدو وتيتسنى يدوز شي واحد باش يقول ليه الداخ. شوية دازت واحد النصرانية وسبقاتوا قالت لو الداخ. معرفش باش يجاوبها وقاليها دردلاخ
big_smile

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Thank you sis big_smile .. thanks to nokta_zwina ok


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#20 2009-09-26 16:46:40

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Re: Moroccan jokes..... anyone know any?

Gretchen wrote:

nokta zwina
YEAH YEAH aywan, it's your site buddy. Great job okay! indeed! I've seen it by chance when I was googling about Darija from my mob in my spare time days ago smile
I think I'm lucky to meet you personally wink So, I really was curious to translate this one for me:
هادا واحد مشى لهولندا و ماتيعرفش الهولندية، يالله تايعرف صباح الخير هي الداخ. وصل تماك بالليل وناض الصباح بكري تيدور بوحدو وتيتسنى يدوز شي واحد باش يقول ليه الداخ. شوية دازت واحد النصرانية وسبقاتوا قالت لو الداخ. معرفش باش يجاوبها وقاليها دردلاخ
big_smile

Aişa
Thank you sis big_smile .. thanks to nokta_zwina ok

A guy went to the Netherlands, and he doesn't speak Dutch, he only know that good morning is "dakh". He arrived there at night, and the next morning he woke up very early hanging out in the city, waiting for someone to pass by to tell them "dakh". A woman passed by and said "dakh" to him first. He got stuck, and didn't know what to say back, so he said "derdellakh".

The joke is told that way, but dakh is not correct... there is also another Moroccan joke that contains this word (dakh) as being good morning in Dutch... i think that translating the joke made it lose its funny aspect... its very tricky to translate jokes btw.

nice to meet you too smile


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