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#1 2009-09-19 08:09:27

LallaAïcha
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Moroccan jokes..... anyone know any?

Hey guys, why don't y'all drop some funny maghrebi jokes you know.. they can be moroccan or simply moroccanized, whatever floats your boat smile

I am especially fascinated by Soussi jokes... so yeah big_smile

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#2 2009-09-20 18:30:53

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Re: Moroccan jokes..... anyone know any?


نكت مغربية زوينة
http://www.noktazwina.com

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#3 2009-09-21 08:15:09

LallaAïcha
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Re: Moroccan jokes..... anyone know any?

euuuh had shi momkin bel engiliziyya ??

olakin chukran quand meme smile

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#4 2009-09-22 03:35:50

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Re: Moroccan jokes..... anyone know any?

wa7d chra sebbat kbir 3lih w howa y7tarmo big_smile


"We are all born mad. Some remain so ." samuel beckett

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#5 2009-09-22 04:52:54

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Re: Moroccan jokes..... anyone know any?

shno a madridista?? mafhemtsh, sme7 li

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#6 2009-09-22 06:41:30

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Re: Moroccan jokes..... anyone know any?

Yeah - don't forget to include translation, please. blink^^

I think I understand the beginning :
Someone bought some shoes which were too big and he .....

Am I right ?

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#7 2009-09-22 07:43:26

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Re: Moroccan jokes..... anyone know any?

@ Madridista - please also translate your signatures. chukran ! 
3afak, trjm signatures dyalk.

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#8 2009-09-22 08:04:41

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Re: Moroccan jokes..... anyone know any?

Here's a Soussi joke ( soussis are the Moroccan version of Scotsmen - meant to be stingy )

kul anu3 l-flus 3rreru bash y3mlu jtima3.
All the kinds of money (different coins) decided to have a meeting.

kulshi ja ila khms centim.
Everybody came, except the 5 centime (the smallest coin, worth very little)

kulshi 7iran, faini ?
Everybody wondered, where is it ?

3lash majatshi ?  (note the 'i' at the end of the negative - nothern dialect)
Why didn't it come ?

faja, khms centime majak d qTr bel3rq.
Suddenly, the 5 centime came dripping with sweat.

SaqSauha, " fain t3Tlti ?"
They asked, "What kept you ?" (Where were you delayed)

qalet, " s-soussi 3ad Tqlni."
It said, " The Soussi only just let me go."

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#9 2009-09-22 13:00:48

LallaAïcha
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Re: Moroccan jokes..... anyone know any?

"howa ye7tarmo" is tickling my curiosity smile i wanna know what y7tarmo means.

thanks lise_c big_smile great joke hahaa, i got one classic, which is in english:

One day a Soussi's grocery store was on fire.. When they informed him, he gave a missed call (buzz) to the firebrigade

big_smile

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#10 2009-09-23 00:54:27

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Re: Moroccan jokes..... anyone know any?

wa7d chra sebbat kbir 3lih w howa y7tarmo
it means :

a guy bought some shoes which were too big then he respected them big_smile
(in morocco when we say : flan kbir 3lia ... it means he is older than me , and automatically we must respect him , in this case the guy has respected his shoes for bein bigs lol )


"We are all born mad. Some remain so ." samuel beckett

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